I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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