im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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