I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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