I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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