So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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