My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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