I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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