i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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