What a fucking waste of an outfit
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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