I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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