So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
This is my gift to your gina
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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