My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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