im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
