I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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