But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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