hell yes lets make some ravioli
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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