Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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