You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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