IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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