its not stalking. its research.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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