you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't deserve a penis
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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