I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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