Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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