I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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