Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
