good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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