I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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