hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Randomize
