that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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