West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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