Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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