I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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