I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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