just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
