Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Randomize
