He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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