i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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