dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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