So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Also, beer. Big fan.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Randomize
