Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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