She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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