I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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