Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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