I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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