the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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