we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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