some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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