your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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