did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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