I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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