You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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