drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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