some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You can make out without kissing
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