that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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