Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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