I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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