what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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